Wednesday, April 30, 2008

It's Pee Time

I was at Red Lobster this past Monday.

While there I went to a urinal in the bathroom.

Someone at the urinal factory had the genius to put an image of a fly smack dab in the middle of the urinal, just a bit above the drain.This is the prime location for aiming in a good whizz session. Reckless urination results in splashing... and most of the time it's very light spray, but enough to be a nuisance AND unhygienic. Peeing straight down the middle at the "wall" allows for minimal dispersion and makes for the least irritating leak you'll ever take.
Well, unless you have trouble getting it out, in which case you can't really ASK anyone to help you...

Yep, that ceramicized fly goes a long way.

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Shot at 2008-04-30

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ah. Well.. I suppose that would help.. sincerely, I try not to use the urinals. Toilets rule.